N-ice scar! Skip out of Thesps match after bashing his bonce

Ouch! ... Matt Small's injury

King’s Road skipper Matt Small has been ruled out of today’s Thespian Thunderers clash after smashing his head at Streatham Ice Rink.

The Road’s answer to Torvill and Dean revealed on Friday he had tripped while trying to imitate Torvill and Dean.

Smally spent 24 hours in A&E at St George’s Hospital in Tooting before pulling out of the match at South Park in Fulham.

Newboy Adam Paterson was drafted in as a replacement.

Author: Leon Watson

Terrifyingly fast with the ball in hand and famously flamboyant with the bat, Leon is without doubt The Road's greatest ever player. His stellar career has yielded more than 1,000 runs and several million wickets. However, but for a series of shocking LBW decisions against him and the butter-fingered ineptness of his colleagues in the field, there would surely have been more Google +