I’m looking forward to kicking off the season and I’m very confident in the team I have for the Intra-Club match.

The skies will be grey on Saturday but it will be raining runs on our opponents bowlers on Clapham Common.

I intend to teach Giles some cricketing wisdom to go with his, ahem, “experience”.

My team:
Sherman, skipper, Sham, Shailesh, Keating, Ali, Jack Caesar, Chris M, Dave, Sherman’s mate, Tom P.

Giles’s team:
Giles, Jezza, Mark, Adam, Matt C, Matt S, Leon, Raju, Matt’s mate, Raju mate, Amir.